Stoner Comedies You Must Watch

Some movies never get old. This may be a little bit of a refresher for some stoner cinema connoisseurs so some people may not find anything new here.

However if you are quite new to the scene or just haven’t watched that much stoner cinema – light up a bowl, put these on and prepare to be entertained.

How High

Stoner comedy featuring Redman and Method Man. Silas (Method Mad) and Jamal (Redman) discover a new type of chronic that makes them super smart. The secret they discover? They fertilized the crop with their dead friend’s ashes.

Memorable Quote: “Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, and get high scores!”

Half Baked

Dave Chappelle has to bail his friend out of jail who has a bail of $1 Million. Thurgood (Dave Chappelle) is a janitor at a pharmaceutical lab and steals a pound of pharmaceutical grade chronic. They then set up a weed delivery business to raise the cash to bail out their friend.

Memorable Quote: “Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”

Cheech and Chong: Next Movie

Arguably the best of the Cheech and Chong Trilogy. This film is about misadventures that happen over the course of its 99 minute run-time. Its random, wacky and classic Cheech and Chong.

Memorable Quote: “Man, if you had a second brain, it would die of loneliness, man.”

Pineapple Express

Seth Rogan pays a visit to his drug dealer played by James Franco and gets a sweet taste of a new strain of weed called Pineapple Express. Zany and hilarious adventures ensue.

Memorable Quote:Fuck the po-lice!”

This is the End

James Franco hosts a housewarming party at his new home. Seth Rogan and Jay Baruchel decide to visit and join the party, only to end up facing the apocalypse.

A lot of interesting cameos and celebrities in this film and it’s a must watch.

Memorable Quote: “Your mom’s pussy was the canvas. Your dad’s dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You’re the art.”

Super High Me

This is more of a documentary, but it still has its funny points and is well worth the watch.

Stand-up comedian Doug Benson is an avid user of Marijuana. In this documentary, for science, he undergoes 30 days without smoking pot and then 30 days of nonstop use then compares the results. You will be surprised at what happens!

Dazed and Confused

It’s the last day of school in 1976. Everyone is trying to get either stoned, drunk or laid.

Memorable Quote: “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

The Big Lebowski

“Dude” Lebowski is mistaken for a millionaire named Lebowski. The Dude seeks redemption for his ruined rug and acquires help from his bowling buddies to get it.

Memorable Quote: “Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Lebowski”. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

Harold and Kumar smoke some dope and get the munchies. What should be a simple trip to White Castle turns into a wacky misadventure.

Memorable Quote:Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I don’t even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible “X”–next thing I know I’m being thrown out of a moving car. I’ve been trippin’ balls ever since.”

Friday


Craig and Smokey are hanging out on their porch looking for something to do on a Friday afternoon. Encounters with their neighbors and others friends over the course of the afternoon and night make up the rest of the movie, antics soon follow. What was a boring afternoon turns into something they will not be bored of.

Memorable Quote: “I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”

Reefer Madness

Okay, so this one isn’t a comedy – but if you watch it now, it is pretty funny. This is a classic anti marijuana propaganda film.

The story is about a trio of drug dealers that lead innocent teenagers into become addicted to “Reefer” cigarettes by enticing them with wild parties and Jazz music.

Memorable Quote:

Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup – fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.

Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy… under the influence of drugs… who killed his entire family with an axe.”

Smiley Face

A series of misadventures occur after Jane (Anna Faris) eats her roommates forbidden cupcakes. She soon finds out that they were laced with pot.

Memorable Quote:*That* is where corn chips come from. Hmm… Maybe ol’ Professor Hardwood is onto something. He probably really loves corn. And all corn-related products. I mean, isn’t that what you’re supposed to put in a frame? Things you love? I’m gonna do that. When I’m get home, I’m gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. Like lasagna. I *love* lasagna. It’s SO good. And cheesy. You know who else loves lasagna? Garfield. Man, that cat really loves lasagna. Maybe I should put a picture of Garfield in a frame. You know, as a kind of shorthand way of saying ‘I love lasagna.’ That would be so f*cking inside. Or how ’bout a photo of *President* Garfield? Oh shit, that would be totally meta! People would be all like: Jane, why do you have a photo of President Garfield on your mantle? And I’d be like: Because I like lasagna, of course.”